you shall place those blessing upon Mount Gerizim,
and those cursing upon Mount Ebal.
This isn’t the first time we’ll be asked to line up
and sent in two different directions. We weren’t
uncomfortable with the idea yet.
No matter which mountain you went up
you were sure to, at least, get a nice view.
Imagine all the curses you could see
from on top of the blessing mountain
and, you could only imagine, from the top
of the cursing mountain, that you were
having a lot more fun than those other guys.
You need the sacred and the profane to
commingle in the valley between two mountains
to make a straight path to the promised land.
you shall tear down their altars, smash their monuments,
burn their asherim with fire
This is how it all started, with
the very first Jewish Guy, smashing up
his father’s shop.
The Lord’s jealousy is on full display again.
How about instead of smashing the monuments
of the other
we set up an interfaith gathering?
We could put out cake, or the unique
delicacies of everyone.
How about instead of burning the Canaanite poles
(that’s what asherim are…ritual Canaanite poles.
I looked it up so you don’t have to.)
we tie ribbons around them and dance?
They say I’m a non-believer when I suggest
I say the other has beauty and
there’s holy land enough