Ki Teitzei Haiku

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I
I am not sure I
would leap right to stoning the
rebellious child

II
Don’t crossdress says the
Torah – lifetimes and lifetimes
before tolerance

III
Flat roofs require
rails. Israeli contractors
get your license here

IV
So many laws in
this Parsha – I should have brought
an extra suitcase

V
These laws of divorce
our love is so strong – I’m not
going to read them

VI
If you do not want
to go to war, your best bet
is to get married

VII
Don’t forget what
Amalek did to us, or
anyone like him

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