Anyone touching the corpse of a human soul
shall become unclean for seven days.
Don’t touch dead people!
They couldn’t be any more clear on this!
You’ll be unclean for a week!
You’ll need to wash yourself with
the ashes of a red cow!
The poor red cow –
The gingers never get a break!
They’ll mix it with hyssop!
(I only tell you that because I
never got to use the word hyssop
in a poem. They say, once you’ve
used a word three times, you own it.
Hyssop. Hyssop. Hyssop.
Does that count? Has my
vocabulary increased?
And why are we setting a red sheep
on fire too? What is Our beef (haha)
with the ginger animal community?
Don’t touch dead people!
It’s worth saying again.
It doesn’t matter what color their hair is.
If you touch a dead person
and you don’t clean yourself
You’re defiling the Lord.
You’ll have to leave the neighborhood
for good. You should have sprinkled
the water when you were told.
You should be covered in ashes by now.
You’re thinking of touching a dead person
right now, aren’t you?
Don’t do it! The red cows
and the red sheep, are coming to
burst into flames
right in front of your unclean
dead people touching
eyes.