I
Any good book starts
with a long discussion of
animal innards.
II
A fistful of fine
flour – we’ve come so far in
how we measure things.
III
Deep fried, gluten free,
and no honey – This is how
the Lord likes to eat.
IV
Reading this is like
going to medical school.
P.S. Don’t eat blood.
V
We use every part
of the disassembled bull
to atone for sin.
VI
Why do animals
have to pay for human sin?
He sprinkles the blood.
VII
Why do animals
have to pay for the ancient
sin of Jewish guilt?