I
No-one crosses the
river after one hundred
and twenty-one years
II
Fear not, Israelites
Go and kick Canaanite Ass
God has got your back
III
Excuse me while I
write down the entire Torah
Moses’ last day
IV
And since I’ve written
this down, please read it out-loud
every seven years
V
Moses and his pal
Joshua write the number
one song of their day
VI
Moses finishes
the first draft of the Torah
It’s also the last
VII
Moses without faith
in his people prepares to
sing in elders ears