but on the seventh day…a day of complete rest to the Lord; whoever performs work thereon [on this day] shall be put to death.
This is the reminder you have seen before
and you will see again.
Specifically, refrain from making fire on
this seventh day.
That will lead to your death and
you’ll want to avoid that.
There shall be no screen-time on
the seventh day.
Thou shalt spend the whole day
Do not build, do not make, do not
flip thy switches.
The Lord, God will flip thy switches
on and off, and on and off.
Spend no money, take no names,
kick no ass.
Every seventh day, from then, through
now, until this whole thing is flipped off.
Every generous hearted person shall bring
We use the word generous here
but we’re hoping everyone in the cabal
will assume we’re referring to you.
So gather anything you have that’s
gold or silver or copper or blue or
purple or crimson or made of wool
or cut from your goat, or your ram
and don’t skimp on the acacia wood
and the oil and the spices and the
stones. Everything from your heart
is needed to build this thing the wise hearted
among you are commanded to make.
And every wise hearted person among you
shall come and make everything . . .
We’re hoping some of you who were generous
also consider yourselves wise.
There are poles to be positioned,
breads to show, lamps to be lit,
and it will take your experience to
follow the many pages of instructions.
Some of you, we hope, have a strong fashion sense.
There are priests to be dressed.
Surprise! Some of you will be priests.
More on that later.
For now just take the materials from the generous
and find the right holes to put the pegs in.