I
How can a birth make
a woman unclean? When life
begins, it’s holy.
II
Priests with no degree
in medicine use their eyes
to divide the sick.
III
Road Trip! cried the man
with the discolored skin as
he left the city.
IV
Any excuse to
shave my entire body.
Plus give me two birds.
V
Of course if you can’t
afford two birds, discount fowl
are available.
VI
May have to tear down
little boxes when covered
with ticky-tacky.
VII
In encouraging news:
if you jump in the pool, all
will be forgiven