I
Blessings or curses –
Choose your mountain carefully
You only get one
II
Your intention when
slaughtering a cow matters
and the location
III
Your voodoo doesn’t
matter if you don’t come with
divine credentials
IV
Body ink may look
cool but it ain’t Kosher – And
don’t eat flying bugs
V
One tenth of your food
shall be eaten in the place
that God will show you
VI
What a world we could
have if we forgave our debts
every seven years
VII
Passover, Sukkot,
Shavuot – Get your male
Tushles to the Shul