they will carry the holiest of the holy furnishings.
And thus Nice Jewish Boys Moving and Storage
was first established at the foot of the mountain
before we started on our forty-year walk
to the place where most of our feet that
had touched Egyptian soil would fade into
dust before reaching.
I’d like to tell you who was in charge
of putting the poles in their place, but
perhaps you should do your own research.
What with all the packing and okay I’ll
just tell you, it was Aaron and his sons
who had to be careful to also not touch
the sacred objects lest they die, which is
exactly the warning I gave to the movers when
we moved to this house which they
seemed to appreciate because they were
nice Jewish boys and had read this section
of the Torah before they legally incorporated.
You can learn how to do anything today
by looking in the Torah for the instructions,
especially if you need to wrap your showbread
which I promise you is not a metaphor.
Anyway, pack it up, Shlomo. But make it
easy to find as we’re going to be
setting up shop all over the desert
for the next few decades as we move out
putting one slow foot in front of the other.