I
Meanwhile the king
of Moab tries to hire a
wizard to curse us
II
The wizard agrees
to go – but only nice words
will leap from his tongue
III
A talking donkey
scolds the wizard – You heard me
a talking donkey
IV
Balak thinks Balaam
doesn’t quite understand the
mission – Curse strike one
V
My family rises
like lions. Just try and curse
a lion – You can’t
VI
The curse turns into
words I say every morning –
or am supposed to
VII
Yeah but the world will
end says the failed curser who
wants to seem useful